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Like most websites (well, the cool ones anyway), we use cookies to enhance your user experience. By using our website you consent to the storing and accessing of cookies on your device. It’s nothing to be scared of though fam!

Cookies allow us to tailor our beloved website according to trends we see, like frequency of visits, pages that you kind folks seem to like (or dislike!) and other such cool futuristic things like that. Cool eh?

But Joam, what the hell are cookies?

Well, they are like teeny tiny bits of data. Like a bit of lint on your black top that you can’t see because it’s on, like the back of your left shoulder or whatever, y’dig? But this magical piece of lint contains two pieces of information; the website you’re on and a unique identifier. They’re pretty sound, in the way that they hang out on your computer, but don’t bork things in any way. They are stored in plain text on your device, and can be viewed with a text editor (but we don’t know anyone that legit wants to view them, do we?).

The good news is, you don’t have to be ok with this. And if you’re not, you can disable or block cookies, woo! Here’s a few links on how to block cookies on a few of the more popular browsers…